What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:35

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
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I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : No
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : Thank you.
He : I'm 24.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
What do you like about McDonald's?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Tea ?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me : Sure.
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : I don't drink
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : So, are you seeing someone?